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Ballad of Bodfish
Bob
(Sung to the tune of Davy
Crockett)
Bodfish Bob is a friend to all
Not too short Not too tall
Runs for office almost every year
He's never won a race, it almost brings a tear
Bodfish Bodfish Bob
King of the KRV
Bodfish Bodfish Bob
The ole Isabelly Flea
Known to many as the dirty old man
He sits in his chair and spits in a can
Waves at the girls and chews tobackee
Hasn't had a bath since the spring of 53
Bodfish Bodfish Bob
King of the KRV
Bodfish Bodfish Bob
The ole Isabelly Flea
Always has a sign He holds in the air
Tells the world what he thinks is fair
If you agree as you pass him by
Honk your horn at the dirty old guy.
Bodfish Bodfish Bob
King of the KRV
Bodfish Bodfish Bob
The ole Isabelly Flea
Now
Bob has a girl, her name is Bet tee
She sits next to him, underneath a tree
He puts his arm around her, where it shouldn�t be
But she doesn�t seem to care, So why should we?
Bodfish Bodfish Bob
King of the KRV
Bodfish Bodfish Bob
The ole Isabelly Flea
Now
you�ve heard our story about the crusty old man
Armchair philsosopher with a wandering hand
Known to thousands throughout the Valeee
He is part, of the Kern Family
Bodfish Bodfish Bob
King of the KRV
Bodfish bodfish Bob
The ole Isabelly flea
Lyrics by: Rod
Middleworth
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